Crying to death A thousand screams None unique A cacophony of voices With nothing to say The chatter of birdsong Another day
Read More >>Intro to Wizardry
You have unlimited power and control of the universe and all of those around you. It is immediately in your grasp and ready for your will to animate it. Everything around you exists for the pleasure that it be available for you to seize. This site is a helpful intro into how.
As a wizard you will be delighted to find that in fact all of the humans around you are helpful avatars toward the agency of your will, and all of the objects and energy around you are for the application of your direction. Here we will present case studies on the direction of your will and the harnessing of your unlimited power.
On this site you will learn such skills as:
Controlling the weather
Happiness
Writing a persuasive letter
Becoming a titan of industry
Traveling through time
Teleportation
Amassing a great fortune
Transcending space and time
Taking over the world
Being famous
Being loved
Being immortal
Building a planet killing Death Star
X-ray vision
The power of flight
Lift a building with your bare hands
Change reality around you
Change the “laws” of physics
Quit smoking
Make really good chimichurri
Shoot energy weapons from your hands
Refactor really big prime numbers
Build a quantum computer
Build a really cool treehouse
Be a rock star
Divide by zero
Make a floating autonomous cape that gives you superpowers
Omniscience
Omnipotence
Omnipresence
A network of birds through whose eyes you can see
WARNING:
Whomsoever shall use these powers must be warned that while you may receive exactly what you think you want, you will discover that what you seek may consume you, and that you will be regretful. Also, deconstructing the reality around you will cause madness. Careful now.
The man that laid down a beat with his heart
12/06/2019
He lay down a beat Direct from his heart Wired it up A transducer lark At first it was novelty The crowds lapped it up His heartbeat a rhythm To which the notes stuck He played show after show His insides without His naked heartbeat A bass for t...
Read More >>Composition
12/04/2019
The Composition Process May be approached By many streets and avenues But I recommend to broach A beginning with poetics, From which are made rythmatics, Toward variations of melodics And deviations to programmatics.
Read More >>Waking
12/01/2019
He woke up alone, unshaven and unkempt. He was groggy and still looked tired. The room was dim but for starlight bleeding in from the one window opposite the bed. He touched a control by the bed and flipped on the light. The entirety of the space faded up...
Read More >>The Feeling Wheel
11/27/2019
THE FEELING WHEEL
Read More >>Trust
11/26/2019
Trust is that feeling When all is okay Of agreement And safety And accepting What may A feeling of trust Elicits compliance A surrender to Sacrifice, good And reliance
Read More >>Genuine Mexican Plug
11/15/2019
Wiz
10/14/2019
Genuine Mexican Plug
Read More >>Welcome!
06/16/2019
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